There is a very old woman with a very large dog and they keep walking past my house which is very annoying, because it is making my doggie go nuts. and all the other dogs on the street as well. they are all standing around barking their heads off and--great. now she's shouting at them. stupid old git. if she doesn't want to be barked at then what is so hard about just not coming down our street when she is walking her dog? really. i better go and make peace with her before she starts throwing stones at them or something.

x jamie